Your Favorite Band Sucks
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Pro Tip: start with an episode on a band you don’t like! Everyone’s favorite band sucks. That’s a science fact. But it’s a whole lot more comfortable on the Sun’s side of the magnifying glass than the ant’s side. So don’t press play on the episodes about your actual favorite bands, like Sublime, until you’ve laughed along to Mark's and Tyler's dismantling rantings on the entire careers of a few bands everyone should agree are among the very worst things to ever happen to music, like The Beatles.

David Bowie Sucks

David Bowie is perhaps the most successful con artist of all time. You wanna hear about someone who got away with straight up grifting for like 50 yea...
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The Replacements Suck

So here's a thought: you're legitimately a sadist if this is your favorite band. There has never been a greater real life example of a million monkeys...
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Frank Sinatra Sucks

Well, well, well... After several years of sidebar potshots in so many episodes, it is finally time for the original fuckboy pop singer to take a turn...
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Death Grips Sucks

If P.T. Barnum had lived to hear Death Grips, he'd have updated to quote to say there are 10 suckers born every minute because there hasn't been such ...
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Joy Division Sucks

It is undeniably tragic that so many people believe a trendy t-shirt design equates to good music. And you'd think doing an episode on Tool-for-sad-ki...
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Johnny Cash Sucks

Oh, calm down. What, did you think we weren't ever gonna get around to country music's one-man combination of The Beatles and the Sex Pistols? Even if...
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RIP Music

None of your other trusted sources of news were doing their jobs so it's once more up to the Joint Chiefs of Stuff to come correct with the scoop: mus...
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Justin Bieber Sucks

"EvERyONe ALrEadY kNoWs juSTin BiEBer suCks!" That's you. And what you should be doing instead is shutting the hell up and pressing play because a) we...
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YFBS Trailer

A trailer for everyone who can't grasp the importance of this podcast from the title alone. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/yfbspod/mes...
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