In this episode we celebrate Cinco de Mayo with our friends John, Carlos, and Spike. via Girl Meets Food Minutes00:00 / Introduction01:30 / Attorney Loses Dog, Mind, In Profanity-Laced Filing About Strippers08:30 / Woman Falls Over At Home And Regains Sight After 20 Years of Blindness26:30 / Dog Bites Man At Party; Unknown Person Bites Dog60:30 / Wrap upMusicIntro / "La Bamba" by Ritchie ValensOutro / "I Will Survive" by Cake

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Episode 4 - Cinco de Mayo

This week we cast a mellow eye to the worst superhero on earth. Special guests Matt, Olga, and Brittany! via Reddit.com Minutes00:00 / Introduction01:10 / Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as I.D.04:30 / Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating At Burger King07:00 / Puppy stolen, traded for crack, is found and OK08:40 / Florida man punches neighbor who refuses to have drink with him12:30 / After killing of cross-dressing vodou priest, Miami-Dade man pleads...23:05 / Bored pilot draws penis on FlightRadar with private plane26:50 / Timmy Jernigan builds snowman, late for meeting29:30 / Cop turns up drunk to collect Mothers Against Drunk Driving award38:30 / DUI suspect rear-ended driver, asked if he was drunk too, police say44:00 / Man arrested after setting his work uniform on fire46:45 / Jared Simpson Accused Of Bomb Scare After Trying To Pay Bar...55:20 / Gabrielle Turnquest, Florida Teen, Becomes Youngest To Pass Bar...60:30 / Wrap upMusicIntro / "Man of Constant Sorrow" by Dick BurnettOutro / "I Will Survive" by Cake

Episode 3 - Florida Man

Wherein our heroes are joined by special guests Alden and Ethan. VIA Zazzle.com Minutes00:00 / Introduction01:10 / Former 'Power Rangers' actor charged with stabbing roommate to death... 10:05 / West Point bans cadets' pillow fight after 30 injured18:00 / Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Dildos29:10 / This guy got Sir Mix-A-Lot’s old phone number — and now he gets his raunchy texts45:15 / Wrap upMusicIntro / "Tank! - Cowboy Beebop" by Yoko Kanno performed by SeatbeltsOutro / "I Will Survive" by Cake

Episode 2 - Guns N Pillows

The very first Vocatus Vocem Podcast!  Via Yogiek.com Minutes00:00 / Introduction00:35 / Inquisitir.com - DEA Paid Amtrak Informant $850,000 For Information Available For Free...06:40 / CNN.com - Vladimir Putin's 2016 calendar: Spend the year with Russia's president17:25 / LATimes.com - No winning Powerball tickets sold; jackpot hits $1.3 billion31:00 / The-Toast.net - How To Get Rid Of Clutter And Live Abundantly54:15 / Wrap upMusicIntro - "Amores Como el Nuestro" by Omar AlfannoOutro - "I Will Survive" by Cake

Episode 1 - An Odyssey of the Drunken Mind

Because the world is more bearable when you're just a little tipsy.