Episode One Hundred Thirty Eight: Pubic Rich
In their longest episode to-date, Matt is in an end times mood and discusses all the possible ways to leave society, including skydiving into a volcan...
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Two weirdos from the heart of Amish country, Matt and Greg, dissect the world around them. With a scalpel sharpened by years of mental illness and erratic behavior, they cut away all the bone and gristle to reveal America’s true heart. Expect opinions on all sorts of media and culture, opinions of other peoples’ opinions, interviews, rants, sour behavior, and lighthearted humor. Have a nice day.
Episode One Hundred Thirty Seven: Death Cloud
In this episode, the boys discuss reparations, the Kardashians, billionaires colonizing outer space, and billionaires' being brutalized by hoards of a...
Episode One Hundred Thirty Six: Expired Sperm
Matt proclaims himself the Dale Earnhardt of drunk driving and details his fantasies of carving people up with a framing hammer.
Episode One Hundred Thirty Five: Majestic Men
Matt and Greg have felt pushed into a corner by society but refuse to identify as Proud Boys, so they create a much much cooler alternative for disgru...
Episode One Hundred Thirty Four: Elliot Page Impersonator
This week it's Matt's turn to rant and he comes out swinging for people that use their gender identity for social advancement. Greg talks about how po...
Episode One Hundred Thirty Three: White Kwame Brown
Greg has officially lost his mind after running a fever for six days straight. He rants at just about everyone and everything in this week's episode. ...
Episode One Hundred Thirty Two: Retarded Joy Hoarders
Are retarded people hoarding all the joy in this miserable world? Matt's furious about Joe Biden's new racist policy to ban menthol cigarettes. He asp...
Episode One Hundred Thirty One: White Women
In this special investigative episode, Matt and Greg examine one of the biggest threats our society and collective well-being: white women.
Episode One Hundred Thirty: The People Behind The People Behind The People
As Matt recovers from mushroom trip, he wonders if God can pull an Easter miracle and save DMX's life. The two discuss committing suicide together but...
Episode One Hundred Twenty Nine: Depressed Emo Pageantry
Greg's road rage is becoming such a problem that a mysterious text sends Matt into imagining a criminal trial where he is implicated through a history...