When your ancestors are greedy dicks and sink a ship for their riches. Maybe stay away from home. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Listen to your...
When a lovesick voodoo practitioner does a spell on a recliner and a rabbi has a vision of a Jewish demon, it's probably a demon summoning witch. We'r...
I'm tired of these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking ocean. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't experiment on sharks, and stay out of t...
Watch your local news before going camping because you might end up dead. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). So wipe your ass before investig...
Always follow the second in command who knows the meaning of protocol. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's hope there's no facehuggers while you are...