No Such Thing As Love
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Terminally single comedians, Jessie Jolles & Claire Burns, no longer believe love exists. Thankfully for us, they’re selflessly in the trenches dating to prove they are right. Laugh with them while they regale us with their dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect their profiles, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their stories of dating, and actual blind dates that happen in the studio. Listen each week to see what new evidence they’ll have that love will never exist for them. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nosuchthingaslove/support

Swiping Left on God

You may have left an organized religion but that doesn't mean you've gained admittance into Jessie or Claire's heart. The ladies chat about religion a...
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Lab Result Truths

Jessie is at the height of her game and Claire is winding down for her final act. At least that's what she feels from the recent confirmation she's pe...
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Blue Boobing

You may not recognize them but Jessie and Claire are now athletes who do not endorse blue boobing, catfishing, or willpower. But are split on the bene...
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What's In A Label

Hot off Bi Visibility Week, Jessie and Claire dig into what they think about labels for sexual attraction and orientation. Is it too many? Does anyone...
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Don't Worry Be Horny

Need a trick to get the ladies to like you? Be generous with compliments for Claire's attention and drip hot fudge all over your body for Jessie's adm...
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Bearded Lady

The ladies are figuring out their type. Their type of fashion, their type of communication, and their type of attraction.  Jessie tried to date outsid...
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Double 3s

Its officially double digit season with Jessie celebrating 33 this week and Claire sitting pretty in 44. The ladies are also celebrating Sexual Health...
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Skin Deep

Is there more to life than a person's looks? Jessie really hopes so. She's actually reading guys' profiles now and broadening her height range. Maybe ...
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I Don't Miss You

If you send an insincere "I miss you," you've terminated the relationship. At least that's how Jessie reacts to the hail mary. She also experienced a ...
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Other Side of the Slump

Tell tale signs of a slump? Eating poorly? Check. Spending copious amounts of money? Check. Fully disconnecting from your body while choosing to be wi...
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