Do not trust politicians. They are, by definition, not trustworthy.

We use money all the time, I certainly do. It's remarkably easy to use, and I'm surprised that people don't use more of it, more of the time.

Cheese is awful stuff, and anybody who eats it should sit themselves down and have a long, hard think about their action. The Prime Minister of Can...

What a wonderful thing a hedgehog is. Very good for keeping your feet warm.

An introduction to Montog Fuff.