Tom n Chris are here to banish their annoyances 

Ridding their gripes with the world, it's that Tom 'n Chris. 

Them lads Tom 'n Chris are here to argue about which pet hates should go into Living Room 101 

We all have beefs with existence, them Tom 'n Chris lads are back to vanquish theirs.

Tom and that Chris lad convince each other to neutralise their life strife

Everyone has beefs with life. Tom n Chris are back to banish theirs!

Life beefs. Tom 'n Chris are here to get rid of 'em! 

Back to chuck their life grievances into Living Room 101, it's them Tom 'n Chris blokes.

Back to rid the universe of annoying stuff, it's them Tom and Chris fellers.

Tom and Chris rid themselves and the world of life gripes