LMOE #169 - COVID, Heard Dumps, and NBA SJW
There are heroes in this life, and then there are HEROES. Like Matt and I drinking beers and eating pretzels and violating many standing COVID restric...
Last Men On Earth
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The setting is today. The male of the species has been cowered to near extinction by a combination of privileged white girl Soul Cycle feminism and excessive pass interference calls in football. From their drunken repose at a Hollywood area bar and pizza joint, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston broadcast the last bastion of masculine thought to a dispersed audience of survivors. Like a giant dick beacon, if that’s your thing.
LMOE #168 - Amber Heard Lied, Kobe Died
Matt and I are on a roll. Like Mahomes to Hill, and trust me, the pitcher and receiver analogy is perfect. I'm Mahomes. Fuck it, the Niners should've ...
LMOE #167 - The Internet Is For Porn
Now that Matt and I are shitting out content on a regular schedule, it's time to consider your patronage of this blessed audio work. Where would the w...
LMOE #166 - Lizzo Needs The Lipo
After an extended break where Matt and I each had plastic surgery to look like the other, like Face/Off, only with less straight actors, we are back a...
LMOE #165 - Making a Mountain out of Katie Hill
Young people will always be idiots in the eyes of older people because older people were once young and have the hindsight to see what idiot assholes ...
LMOE #164 - Greta Thunberg Scold-a-thon
It's less often that Matt and I have the chance to sit down and really talk out our feelings. Like who's a fucking moron, who deserves to be felled by...
LMOE #163 - Gay Balls, Straight Oppression, and The Miracle of Childbirth
You know how in every successive rap album Eminem spends half the record time apologizing for his last album being shitty and promises this one now is...
LMOE #162 - Game of Moans
Matt and I get a lot of heat for our irregular podcast recording schedule of late. But if you knew the difficulty arranging venues and times between M...
LMOE #161 - Yang Gangs, Bang Gangs, and Chelsea Hooligans
Coming off my audio failures this week, I put extra effort into being profound, on-topic, and thoughtful -- or, none of the things that come naturally...
LMOE #160 -- The Unbroken
One thing I've learned in life is to admit when you made a mistake, learn from that mistake, then beat your children to mask your feelings of shame. E...