"Mikey's On Crack" (to the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back") OMG, Karen, look at his eyes They are like so dilated The pupils are like so round...
"Want Him to Fix My Ride" (to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive") My car broke down; it won’t even turn on Told the mechanic would know wha...
"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" And they ...
"Blinded By the Right" (to the tune of Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light") Blinded by the right Trumped up like a douche, without an honest bone in...
"Supermassive Maskholes" (to the tune of Muse's "Supermassive Black Hole") Dumb f*ckers, it just takes a second Dumb f*ckers, can’t you put them on? T...
"Get Vaxxed" (to the tune of David Bowie's "Let's Dance") Get vaxxed Put on a band-aid and go get laid Get vaxxed For doing what was right – a first i...
"Ron's a Fascist" (to the tune of Live's "Lightning Crashes") Ron’s a fascist, he can’t help but lie His conscience thrown into the swamp Hundreds in ...
"They're Too Stupid" (to the tune of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy") They’re too stupid for the docs Too stupid for the docs Docs want them to get s...
"So Deplorable" (to the tune of EMF's "Unbelievable") They hate all those who are different Either inside or out Even though everybody’s different B...
"Campaign Moral Coma" (to the tune of Oasis's "Champagne Supernova") When the dollars come storming in We throw singles at chicks named Sin We’re scam...