It is the future. A devastating natural disaster has wiped out all of humanity. But just before the population of Earth met its demise, beings from a far-off galaxy made first contact and miraculously managed to save a single human male. It has become the responsibility of this sole survivor to recall the centuries of human culture that have been erased. His mission: To relay to his newfound alien brethren Earth’s most profound and beloved tales from across film, television and literature… to the best of his ability. These are the records of his efforts. This is Future Fiction Theatre 2099.
Remember Earth, that one planet? Yeah, well. That's a whole story. But also, it turns out there's ANOTHER planet called the Planet of the Apes (apes l...
The Simpsons were America's favorite family. (But not George Bush's favorite family! Haha, long story.) Basically, there are 4 or 5 of them and they'r...
So there was this guy named Shakespeare and one time he wrote this play called Hamlet and then this company called Disney was like "sure, but what if ...
So one day this radioactive spider bit this regular guy, and now he has the powers of an arachnid! Except for the webs, he made those himself. I mean ...
So there's this whole country of Kongs, which are like apes, and their leader is Donkey Kong. You know he's the leader because he wears a red tie and ...
So this kid is named Harry Potter, and that's a big deal, because everyone knows his name. Everyone in this book is British, but beyond that, they're ...
So there are these friends and they live in New York. And one of them, the leader, his name is Jerry Seinfeld, he's a stand up comedian. The rest of t...
So there are these two FBI agents and their names are Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Mulder totally believes in aliens and all this other weird shit, but...