Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Ripoffs / Weird Twitter / Deals / Pledge Drives / Apps / A Song

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Corporate Slogans / The Motherly Instinct / American Apparel  / P...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Pep Talk Songs / Animal People / Volunteering / Beards / Ira Glas...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Online Personas vs. Real Life Personas (Twitter Romance) / Thieve...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Wedding Registries / The Devil & Daniel Johnston / Blood Donation...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Being late / Chick Lit / Wingmen / Dyso / Meditation / A Song

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Kale / Fake British Accents / The Future / John Stamos / Banana A...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Lying/ Crafts/ Pubes/ Adult Friendship/ Art Fueled By Tension/ A ...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Juicing / Name Association / Colds / "Aunt" / Shitty Movies / A S...

Every week, Ahm & Patrick discuss five things and Patrick performs a song.This week: Faking Orgasms / XMAS Gifts for Parents / Puking / Aspirations / ...