When it comes to life there is always a need for an excuse for the right or possibly wrong occasion. Excuses are like a****** (you know what I mean) everyone has one, but good ones are not always at the tip of your tongue. So we're here to give you that perfect excuse. The one you've been looking for. Our motto: One a day keep you out of harm's​ way. While we don't endorse these excuses, they are the best we could find.