David Correlli’s mandolin would have been a better movie.  John Connor takes notice of more odd telephone behavior in this film.  Can someone tell Cor...

When will George ever watch the Run the Jewels video “Close your eyes and count to fuck” that Bowen has been recommending for years?  Is Sonny Landham...

How secure are our Military’s secrets?  Short answer, not very.  John Connor starts off the episode very confused.  Why do all these movies have a shi...

How is it possible that none of us made a RoboCorpse joke?  The Giggler from Death Wish 3 recommended his brother, The Laugher for this film.  Why doe...

George squeezes in a “Loaded Weapon” reference.  George was also unable to finish the films alternate endings.  Bowen wishes Michael Madsen was in thi...

Here a wig, there a wig, everywhere a wig wig.  Why does Sebastian have a MacGruber haircut?  Why do we need a flashback of a thing that happened five...

Get ready for dick jokes galore.  How do you feel about this celery stalk holder?  Is it possible to forget how to perform a throat rip?  We never do ...

The wrestling promo episode. contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison

Dolph is stiff as a board in this film.  Where are all the extras in this movie?  We discuss the financial decisions of Cannon.  Teela is super trigge...

The Podcast Suicide Episode. Contact us at cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison