Spank The Monkey
A #Poem about, well, erm, er, masturbation and defintely not about beating up a monkey.
On The Piste
A #Poem to describe some of the stereotypes that I recently encountered on a snowboard holiday.
Facebook Status Intelligence Hiatus
A #Poem to describe the things I hate people posting on Facebook.
Pringles Bladder
A #Poem describing the issues of a trip to the toilet whilst on the beer for a night.
I Wanna Be In A Boy Band
A #Poem to describe the musical genre that is boy band music, written in the style of a song with verse/chorus, etc.
A Sign Of The Times
A #poem describing an encounter with a teenage chav mum and the smug realisation that you are a better person