Connor and Pete reflect on their favourite kids TV theme songs of old.

Connor begrudgingly discusses a pedophile and Pete uncovers alternate dimensions.

Connor shits on a bald kid and Pete tells the tale of a penis professor.

Connor investigates a secret terrorist plot and Pete has a rant about a weasel.

Connor discovers James McAvoy as a child and Pete finds a creepy-ass doll.

Connor’s theory is full of holes and Pete takes down people who like themselves.

Connor explains a cat’s dark past and Pete makes a criminal out of the Fat Controller.

Connor defames a highly-respected pig and Pete exposes a child trafficking ring.

Connor gets offensive and Pete half-asses two things.

Connor reveals a famous explorer’s true fate and Pete says some shit about aids.