23: Five hats for five tortoises and five lobsters
Theft is in the air at Law and Ordeals this week, though what's with the trend of stealing things that are alive? A motorist in Port Washington is hav...
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Lake Country Publications/Now Newspapers senior staff members Lainey Seyler and JR Radcliffe dig into the treasure trove of police reports in Suburban Milwaukee and highlight the stupid and strange.
22: Nothing makes neighbors more feisty than garbage disposal
Diplomacy doesn't always work when it comes to garbage collection in the Fox Cities. An 18-year-old chooses the wrong terrain upon which to test his n...
21: The duck was not in peril because it was made out of wood
A wildlife center gets calls to assist and injured animal and discover something unusual. A man apparently couldn't microwave his stolen burrito fast ...
20: There are two kinds of dimness, and one can be established with spray paint
A neighbor employs an unusual method to dim the lights across the street. A dispute over laundry. A dispute over headphones and sweat pants. Can you t...
19: Booking a banquet hall with my fictional fiance
A phone demonstration turns into a missing phone. Fishermen are told they need to choose a different venue aside from the golf course pond. A woman's ...
18: It wouldn't be Christmas without Jesus opening a dojo
The messiah pays a visit to local retailers. An illegal way to make a makeshift Santa sleigh. Christmas dragging one motorist down in a literal way. A...
17: Where will we put the Thanksgiving leftovers after you took a sword to the fridge?
A man's Thanksgiving ends in sword-wielding frustration. It turns out you can't get to China by traveling underground. "I love you" feels hollow when ...
16: The cops have already been called on Santa
The cops have already been called on Santa, and it's not even December. The local cop shop is not a suitable drop-off location for your outgoing appli...
15: What do you do when you're stuck overnight in a cooler? You drink the beer. Obviously.
For the first time, Law and Ordeals navigates outside the jurisdiction for a Marshfield story that's too irresistible not to share. A thief can't hide...
14: Your neighbor is on a mission to kill your cat -- unless the cat strikes first
Law and Ordeals adopts an animal theme this week. A plot to kill a neighbor's cat is foiled by the potential assailant's talkativeness, a cat tries to...