N: Nipples, Nuclear Threats, New Year's Resolutions…
Harry Styles has four nipples (a.k.a. nollywobbles), you’ve been saying Nevada wrong your entire life and your mattress could be key to surviving doom...
Alphabetizing Your Life
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If you like existing, then you’ll love Alphabetizing Your Life. Join hosts Scott Bednar and Joshua Hillman, two friends with infinite knowledge and minimal wisdom, as they explore, discuss and discover little-known facts about topics starting with each episode’s letter-of-the-day – while downing a bottle of wine… each. This semi-thought-provoking, semi-informative, wholly-inappropriate series will have you learning all things you never knew you needed to know — from A to Z.
M: Monkey Jesus, Miracle Berries, Munchausen Syndrome…
Non-consenting taste bud violation is a real thing, destroying a historical masterpiece could score you lucrative merchandising rights, and 41% of Ame...
L: Last Meals, Lower Case Letters, Lysol…
Your grandmother used to pump poison into her lady bits, left-handed people are oft vilified (and we’re no exception) and you should probably be washi...
K: Killer Bees, KFC, Kitty Litter…
Koalas will throw your ass out of a tree if you reject their advances, China’s taking all of our chicken and killer bees really dislike evening wear a...
J: Jaywalking, Jalapeños, Judge Judy...
Replace your morning OJ with a handful of jalapeños, get your affairs in order because there’s a high probability you’ll shit the bed on January 1st a...
I: International Space Station, Ice Pick Lobotomy, Immaculate Conception...
Our early astronauts dealt with a lot of crap — literally, a majority of Iceland doesn’t not believe in mystical elves living in their rocks and bould...
H: Honeybees, Hamsters, Helium…
Your hamster in inbred, it literally rains fish in Honduras and honeybees are into puke-play. Scott and Joshua also harp over the Haskell Free Library...
G: Galileo, Gummy Bears, GPS...
Galileo’s fingers were stolen from his 100-year-old corpse, giraffes aren’t gay, they’re just curious, and hating gingers is a millenniums-old traditi...
F: Flat Earth, Flatulence, Flamingos...
Flatulence and acoustics go hand-in-hand, there was a society who'd throw their dead loved ones into trees and the FDA may be trying to kill us all. S...
E: Exoplanets, Eyelash Parasites, Enemas…
Most Europeans were once cannibals, licking your elbow doesn’t make you special and your eyelashes are being assaulted by millions of mites. Scott and...