Comedy
We Don't Know Anything roars back to life from quite literal death, aptly discussing zombies. We stagger mumbling and growling through the following topics: --- Star Wars makes an immediate appearance. --- "Oh, we're talking about Miami bath salts and eating a man's face!" --- Splitting hairs about Miami stories vs. Florida stories. --- "Florida Clue would be a really awesome game." --- "...genetically modified alligators with laser beams on their heads..." --- "This is now an alligator podcast." "I mean, it's always been a Gator podcast." --- Cody mixes up "Will Smith vs infected zombies" and "Jesus vs demon-possessed man." --- "I forget all that legal stuff," says the lawyer. Reassuring. --- "I'm in favor of the police in general, uh, just not the Waldo police." --- Speed limits on 301 out of Gainesville: "The speed limit is 35 and they are militant; 36 you're getting a ticket, 37 you're going to jail." "Forty: immediate execution." --- Comparing knockoff naming with 'Galaxy Quest' and Law and Order: SVU's "Five Crazy." --- "The number of shenanigans that happened in that apartment, um, you know, as far as, uh, you know, hopefully I'm still able to have children." --- Extensive discussions of video game memories. --- Audibly furious typing as Jamie coordinates how to end the episode and misses the actual topic. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app