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"They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won't Do That)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" And they would do anything for Trump They’d inject disinfectants, yeah They would do anything for Trump Naked, they’d jump into the Grand Canyon But they’ll never save themselves with a little poke A poke or two And they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that They’d back the blue into buildings With a flagpole that reads “TRUMP” While shouting, “BLUE LIVES MATTER!” And yet killing some in the process They’d dress like Confederates And protest democracy Doing this in the name of white supremacy Snowflakes fall Trailer-trash aplenty Some yellow teeth a-missing Overalls a-dirty First- and second-cousins a-kissing Not having a thought in their noggins Loudly shouting all that they’re told Like, ironically, “Think for yourself!” And “What do we think next?” They would so do anything for Trump They’d consume bigly shards of glass And they would do anything for Trump They’d even stick flashlights in their ass But they’ll never see a doc for meds in the form of a shot Ow, no And they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that Fox, Facebook, YouTube ev’ry day Deception, repetition Brainwashed to actually believe what they see isn’t what they see Edited videos they watch Typo-laden memes they read All making as much sense as Trump is straight; snowflakes are strong; guns are peace Prejudice rules the day Though they’d never admit to that They talked to a black guy Asked him where to get the best fried chicken Have not a cell in their noggins Shout everything that they’re told Like, oddly enough, “Think for yourself!” And “What do we think next?” Yeah, they would do anything for Trump They’d climb Mt. Everest high on crack And they would do anything for Trump They’d literally stab themselves in the back But they’ll never take vaccines praised by Godfather Fauci Eva Eva And they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that Ow, no, no they won’t do… They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that They would do anything for Trump Pork pigs with sausage in the rump But they just won’t do that But they’ll never put their families, selves over an orange blob Ow, no And they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that Will they worship him? Will they call him God? Will they all pray in his name before lying some more? Will they say he rose again but ain’t “woke?” They can do that! Chant, they can do that! Will they follow his lead? Will they spread his word? That being gay is a sin, unless it’s hot girl-on-girl? Cheating is fine if the baby ain’t yours? They can do that! Chant, chant, they can do that! Will they sell their souls for unfulfilled promises? Just because of what their father-uncle once said to them? That white men rule, even if they’re orange? Now they can do that! Chant, now they can do that! Will they turn their backs on this, our country again? Will they then claim it was Gandhi, Pope, and Mother Teresa? That they all disguised themselves as Proud Boys? Now they can do that! Chant, chant, now they can do that! If the world were to end with no vaccine They would rather perish just to say they were still free Even if Trump’s life were on the line They won’t do that They won’t do that First they ended polio Measles came next Mumps was not far behind Then the chickenpox With all the advancements, things are different this time They won’t do that No, they won’t do that Anything for Trump Chant, they would do anything for Trump They would do anything for Trump But they won’t do that No, they won’t do that Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/ Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki