This week on the Light Programme it seems that Theodore is still unavailable, due to an ongoing crisis of character. So, once again, we have the multi-award winning journalist, writer and think-tank contributor, PG Basilthorpe-Stilton OAE condescending to the populace. This week, presumably, reading someone else’s storyin a morbid fashion. Send help. For more about Tales of New Albion please visit www.talesofnewalbion.com and buy one of the fine books. All music by Charlotte Savigar.