Comedy
In our 70th episode we see an old cranky suddenly literate Jedi priest (Mark Hamill) send himself to exile for his special uncle relationship with Ren that Han Solo didn’t approve of. How the true Jedi ways and scripture led Luke to "dark impulsive decisions" that in turn caused his nephew to release suppressed rage and destroy his jedi brothel. Apparently, every jedi priest that gets registered as an offender hides and makes fish-lizard nuns take care of, but Luke just walks around and harasses animals to keep him nourished. Poor Rey just wants to be a jedi and forget about her crappy vagrant child hood and she gets absolutely no training except for the japanese man disney hired to teach to play fight with a round staff. All the while, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) chases down his mom General Slur (Carrie Fisher) to get back his drug money. Turns out she had all her drugs at her stash planet and she’ll live in space with no suit and fly to save her stash if Poe is near it. We also find that the dark side and Kylo’s darlside is led by a talking 11 foot tall Tapeworm (Andy Serkis) who is proud of his special manipulative relationship with Kylo and his ginger dirty British slave. Snoke will kill or make someone watch what he does to Kylo on a daily basis and it aint pretty and it definitely involves nipples thats why Rey was so grossed out. We also see Finn (John Boyega) get torn between two boyish looking girls, while he comes up with a plan on how to waddle his way out of this one. Sit back and strap in with the ambiguously skin colored token idiot to push a plot Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac), as he joins us in the suicide mission that is breaking down Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Ep. 70). Go back and listen to our previous episodes including our most recent, Justice League (Ep. 69), Thor: Ragnarok (Ep. 68), and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Ep. 67). Also be sure to listen to the other “great” movie series we have done: Planet of the Apes (Ep. 63-66), Transformers (Ep. 57-61), Pirates of the Caribbean (Ep. 52-56), Fast and the Furious (Ep. 44-51), X-Men (Ep. 33-43), Star Wars (Ep. 24-31), Harry Potter (Ep. 15-23), and MCU (Ep. 1-14 and 62, 67,68). Hit us up with how you feel about the Last Jedi or to tell your story of a Jedi being inappropriately touched you. Follow on Twitter for Release Schedules and Buffoonery: @orderofopinion Like our Facebook Page: facebook.com/orderofopinion