Comedy
Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3 Show: #524 Length: 41:24 Size: 38 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes When, when, when, when This was supposed to go out Friday Maggie has been insanely sick What happens when you read all of these Oprah books? It should come with a six pack of Xanax Difficult times? Write a book You need to change your name to Kristina Sending email as Kris Smith People would respond to me as a woman So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show The Mexico Part 3 begins now Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner Standing at the buffet A woman sidles up next to me "What part of Canada are you from?" I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years Where's that? Wisconsin Is that a big city? All the push ups that you do They could throw a rock at it She was wearing the crocs Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs That is he face of colonialism Later . . . I'm the only American What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar? Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole? He was like a bull fighter Super hot Fellas watch out for this They will whisk you wife away The Italian says, "You mean this prison" You must leave this compound They will take you to the jungle They get electricity for 2 hours a day It is wonderful Deciding to go deep see fishing How did you get over the shark fear? We were stuck at the front gate How many signs do you need? It was like a road block We were there on a gift certificate I'm thinking that this will be so nice The authentic Mexican experience awaits We get to the place Sure, it would have have been authentic But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know? Captain Rick's It should have Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's On the boat with a Canada They start swearing at us in Spanish Turns out I am the only one that knows it I kept my mouth shut Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post) "Chocha Grande" How is the fish doing? Mas muerto They pull it back into the boat Cut up Dory and turned her into chum We had Captain Bicho More protected species were caught Chopped and chum Chocha account is over 11 at this point I'm the bloke, right Don't be a chocha Mr B Tags: Crocs Canadian Tourists The Mexico GrandMarnier