Comedy
Croncast - 2009-03-25.mp3 Show: #523 Length: 33:08 Size: 30.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Introducing our driver, Rueben Pronounced Rue - been You'll understand why shortly We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store In the parenting category You're the whip cream I am the pie to your whip cream Does that mean we are getting divorced? Rueben has discussing the directions that the Montana girls gave him Nervous like Mom telling me, "Let's go to TJ to buy school supplies" Sterling silver bangles Hurling off into the middle of nowhere The jungle begins flying by Look at that, it's great Is it abandoned? Right, just like central Illinois Look at you, getting all metric Jungle was 20 km away Fine, how about 20 clicks? Betsy gets scared and starts talking The Montana girls want you shut up Actually, it was Erasure Luggage in my lap Moobs are getting damp Rueben rolled up all the windows the moment we got in 4 adult Americans and one Mexican adult Our bodies use more energy, seriously They throw the old road next to the new road You might need a chunk later It'll have the rebar in it right away Betsy asked to see the girls' directions Oh my, God "OK, like this is going to be so great. Take a left I don't know where, crappy town and it has a number 4." Betsy's rendition of this is priceless, you have to listen Around the crappy town, around and around Forty minutes later we're still circling the town Weaponry was at full blaze in plenty of places Security is tight at Goodwill but not like this Rueben speaks three words of English - yes, no and maybe And he doesn't know what either of them mean Don't fly to a foreign country without the address of where you are going If I were on this trip with Jeanie No Mrs. and Mrs. Montana it would have been safe! The highlight of my trip was passing the local airport I think it's called . . . Rueben whips around, "Nooooooooooooooooo" We were 20 clicks from were we supposed to be in the opposite direction He hands the directions to the armed guard We find the joint The girls tip him like $1.50 USD Rueben peels out in reverse We hit our heads on the back window But we arrived in one piece Colonialism is alive and well You can't tell me that you didn't breath a sigh of relief Happy to be alive and I need a burger The next four days became a huge pain in the ass Look at these awful white people and their destruction of paradise While, asking me to rub aloe on my back Tags: Mexico Vacation Dreams Tulum Rueben the montanas colonialism