Comedy
Croncast - 2009-03-23.mp3 Show: #522 Length: 32:12 Size: 29.6 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Back from the Mexico This here would be part 1 of a multi-part series This is where we take you on our vaction with us I think I've been drinking excessively She sweats the daiquiri For those of you caught up, you know that we weren't around last week We were on Betsy's Wheel of Fortune vaction to Mexico Best part - it was free I'll get to the parts where you nearly broke down Props on the plastic plants you bought Excellent investment for returning home Growing up in a silk jungle Dusty cornflower blue carnations These flowers are special They will be here forever At some point you know that your mother-in-law will show up Thank you for admitting that you didn't want to go with me You can't relax for your life Right, I can't do it My biggest concern was the webernets close at hand I had to have wi-fi And your gear One laptop, a netbook, iPhone, Treo, Camera and tons of cables There you are a big nerd That's just the way that it was I don't want to take him on a vacation What happens if you don't have them and need them? Getting on Facebook drunk is a bad idea They have an international speaking doctor on staff Mayan vs Spanish vs English He had watched 6 seasons of ER The Swedish Slenders came up with Continental airplane designs Hulking massive dude in the cramped seat typing on a toy computer The women sitting behind you Mr B inspired them They had their own "Baby Daddy Con '09" Loose women? Is that what you are trying to say The entire flight "My Baby Daddy..." the entire trip The way they talked about them you would expect their baby daddies to be titans of industry Best job I ever had was working at the shrimp hut Needless to say that they didn't have any kids with them Was excited she got to run cash register Maybe in 2010 Baby Daddy Con '10 will be on your next flight Keynote speaker will address "fertility in tough times" If Jeanie were here We would have started drinking and laughed at the girls The best in flight entertainment I am fixated on the Mayan the thing It's a cultural thing Continental bathrooms in the terminals, good god I needed a ladder to get down to the urnial to pee Not on the plane, baby They were out to make you out to feel like 7'5 Continental "Making you feel like a big man." Mexican customs Betsy comes to a complete stop and follows directions Abiding by the rules while no one else is Move it, chocha Chocha is now my new middle name Why didn't we plan for a ride to resort? Jumping on the newbies Look, fat people on spring break Kris gets into protection mode We roll outside to get on your Grey Line minibus Only two people heading in our direction The girls from Montana We're out there chatting for an hour as we wait They pull up in a baja raced VW Jetta Us and the girls pile in The driver waits outside reading the directions the girls gave him Twenty minutes later he gets back in the car Little did we know what was written on that paper If they had given to me, I would have kicked them to the curb Find out what was on that paper on Wednesday Tags: Mexican Vacation Dreams Tulum Baby Daddy Con daiquiri mix chocha