Comedy
Croncast - 2009-01-21.mp3 Show: #504 Length: 24:07 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Of those last week and yore Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house The cold isn't bothering me So this was part of your master plan A cocoon of The North Face goodness All this little spoiled babies Kids why don't you go see your dad Shivering and grumping I eat like I'm a seal Get out, see some people Skinny folks listen up The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you The fat jokes are for me Fattitudes about the chunky Of course they're going to order the fries When I lost weight I felt like a spy Listening to people talk about the people It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist The size I come is thick I'm like a cylinder You could benefit from some manternity clothes My tummy isn't that protrusive With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer Your mom probably called you that I caught from my Buick Someone was eating donuts in my car again It's a medical term Life Plan '09 Credit cards are all paid off Tags: the north face venereal stimulant manternity clothes life plan