Comedy
Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing? You got me this Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale From hefty to hot Not hot in my heft? These are some things we need to discuss I checked out this cardigan Then I brought it home to you Then you put it on That was four months ago You haven't taken it off since It's my man cardigan I always wear my gear My wardrobe is devolving You are not hairy enough to pull off the look I know that i don't have enough hair This shirt comes in with built in boobies A flannel bra in my case might work Jammy bras The people want to hear about Oprah Sure they do You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio I could get a Kindle We drive to Harpo Studios Based on Grammy's address advice It's gonna cost to park here Too much snow this year Everyone's gone back to the old country It's 4:30 a.m. Where's Harpo Studios? Huh? Turns out we were 10 blocks off Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue I thought it was on south Michigan It's far away from where you are They don't put up with anything The Oprah rules Handheld facial scanners They make sure you can't get in again Drama just getting there The warm up chick shows up She's lame I could have killed it So I got the opporutnity to speak It was my shot to get my mom on the show I love this I made them go wild in warm up They brought me a boom mic Held by a girl named Boom Mic 4 minutes to show This woman in the front row starts puking Oprah went all diva after her first segment Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year? Damn! That reminds of me of my trip last month The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac Stuck in a snow drift Feeling dirty Why would you stalk a serial killer? You are so stupid sometimes, Kris What? You would have went with me if you knew No Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck Tags: Kindle Oprah show Harpo Studios Drew Peterson flannel bra Handheld facial scanner