Comedy
Croncast - 2008-06-06.mp3 Show: #495 Length: 30:25 Size: 20.9 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Oh, the 2008 Comments on the photos I'm a what? You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world When was that? San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff I got my eye on those celebrities I knew today was going to be a great day Because the Lutherans were having a sale Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway" You were benevolent enough to babysit It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me You should be so lucky Space Ghost! You can convince me of anything I got to the sale kind of late The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells That we can hop into a new line that is shorter I was torn They can have stuff in multiple questions I think you will reach a point, your peak of sales skills We should freeze dry you at that point Then revive you in the future when the dollar is strong It will be like a time machine Betsy, you bring it The dollar is still strong with the Lutherans Double check the luggage later I stand in line to wait for the dishes I need my fine china fix in their housewares sections I brought bags and I have adrenaline flowing in my limbs Oh, look, Christopher Stewart This is when I started to look like a nut Started? Slow shuffling old posse arrived Those match my dishes I love those Are you going to buy those? I am now just to spite you You wasted my time with your story They're rookies baby You are con-garagies They send the 12 year old anemic boy to help me carry stuff She's now a professional tic She went and bought speakers from Farm and Fleet I love it, speakers from Farm and Fleet I am sure you are related to people that duck taped their heads That is the truth Duck taping down his pants Especially when fired up the chainsaw The tape suit Class issues really stand in your way Mr. B "Transvestite's getaway car ran over good Samaritan's foot" Words make the world magnificent Tags: Space Ghost Farm and Fleet speakers Lutheran sale Naperville