Comedy
This 1982 horror classic gets the official "Missing Real" tribute! John Carpenter really knew how to scare the pants offa ya back in the day, and I firmly proclaim this to be the scariest scary movie ever. No cheesy CGI, just a whole bunch of rubber, latex, KY Jelly and other gooey substances to lend an undeniable realism to the creatures and mutations spurting out all over the place. Kurt Russell is the man. Actually, every character in this movie is a man. Unless they're a Thing. But how can you be sure....?