Comedy
Welcome to Season 2 Episode 5! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Humans should get to know each other by sniffing butts, like dogs." - Submitted by DogHouseBill! --> "When you get a shiver, you've just died in a different universe." - submitted by Bill.Nye.With.Wifi! --> "Unsolicited dick picks should be made illegal." - submitted by JustVigi! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Serious Scottish Penguins". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “I do an amazing Scottish accent.“ —> “Eating ass should be taken seriously.“ —> “I don't like penguins.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]