Comedy
In the immortal words of the great bard, Steven Tyler... I'm gonna have a fantasy But where am I gonna look They tell me that love is blind I really need a girl like an open book To read between the lines Love in an elevator Livin' it up when I'm goin' down Love in an elevator Lovin' it up till I hit the ground Is your interest piqued? Are your loins all a-quiver? Is your very core a swirling stew of hot liquid love magma? No? ....Well, at least we didn't quote "Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)." Reading list for today's episode: Hearts in Darkness by Laura Kaye