"Real Fools" (parody based on the Tony! Toni! Tone! song, "Feels Good")

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"Real Fools" (to the tune of Tony! Toni! Tone!'s "Feels Good") Let’s deny reality while dying freely We don’t need none of those stupid vaccines COVID was invented by our aunt Doreen   We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools Yeah, we’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools everyday   If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Inject disinfectants   Masks that we wear Kill peeps everyday Well, that’s what we hear From our voice, Donald J. He knows we’re real fools too   We think Fauci is Godfather We’re real fools We think flu is Corona We’re real fools We think masks cause hypothermia We’re real fools We think the flu is COVID   Don’t you wanna be a real fool too?   If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Inject disinfectants   Talked to MyPillow His eyes seemed to glow Like he was higher than us Preached about anti-malaria   You all know We’re real fools Can’t ever be left alone We’re real fools We think gravity is an astronaut hoax We’re real fools Oven on when no one is home We’re real fools Our teachers said so Don’t matter, we’re real fools and we’re free   Fever, cough, shortage of breath Yeah, never felt better We’re real fools Hooked up to a machine Looking hot AF We’re real fools, aw yeah We’re real fools   If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Shine lights up your butt If you’re a real fool like me, denier Inject disinfectants   Doctors say I’ll die if I don’t cut it out That I should get one of them COVID shots Moderna or Pfizer or J & J Side effects include: Won’t die today Yeah, that’s a big thanks but no thanks, doc Gonna live like skydivers with no chute on   Real fools, yeah We’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools   You know it in how I talk You know it in how I walk You know it in how I tweet You know it in how I tweet   You know it in how I walk You know it in how I sound You know it in how I look You all know   We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools We’re real fools, yeah We’re real fools   We’re fools, we’re real fools You can hear it You can see it We’re fools, we’re fools, we’re fools These masks are made of uranium It’s why Iran is hiding them   We’re real fools We’re real fools We’re real fools   You know it in how I talk You know it in how I walk You know that I don’t know it Yeah, we’re real fools   Books https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO   Blog https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/   Twitter https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki