Paul recaps the Jersey Shore reunion for us, and explains the appeal behind the show. If you take a hike in Afghanistan you WILL be kidnapped by the Taliban. Trudeau's proposal of banning straws. Paul explains what biodegradable means. Crum is on a new craze because of a book; she goes on about refined sugars and starches. Drunken AM meals -- shoutout to Paul's brother. Decapitated pig study at Yale, Paul gets really sciency and explains (Ethyl Glycol??!?!?).