Geoff Sturtevant has a reputation to defend, a literary masterpiece to write, and an explanation for how he ended up behind bars. According to Geoff, the explanation is perfectly reasonable. The authorities have been less understanding. Inside Orange Oaks Federal Penitentiary, belonging comes with conditions. Rival factions guard their territory, the guards have questionable priorities, and a newcomer’s past can make him useful—or make him a target. Geoff is certain that his intelligence and charm will carry him through. Then an offer of protection comes with an assignment he may have no business accepting. Profane, grotesque, and darkly comic, this tale invites you into the confidence of a man whose account grows more suspicious with every assurance that he is telling the truth. In a place where cruelty passes for principle and survival demands a convincing performance, his greatest liability may be his extraordinary opinion of himself. ▬ LISTEN TO THIS STORY AD-FREE IN OUR PATRONS AREA ▬ ️ https://www.chillingtalesfordarknights.com/patrons-area/chilling-tales-for-dark-nights/memoir-of-a-murderer-2/ TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, AND TURN ON THE DARK. TONIGHT'S FEATURED STORY: “Memoir of a Murderer” by Geoff Sturtevant — Writer and delivery driver Geoff Sturtevant insists there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for his incarceration. But inside Orange Oaks Federal Penitentiary, his confidence attracts dangerous company, and an offer of belonging comes with a violent obligation. Surrounded by rival factions and questionable allies, Geoff must find a way through a predicament his own storytelling keeps making worse. A profane blend of prison satire, grotesque humor, and human menace, this is one confession that rewards a healthy suspicion of the man delivering it. PRODUCTION CREDITS Written by: Geoff Sturtevant Performed by: Jason Hill Produced and Mastered by: Craig Groshek Original Music: Jesse Cornett and Luke Hodgkinson Artwork: Craig Groshek Video Render: Craig Groshek Logo: Craig Groshek ▬ ALL OF OUR LINKS ▬ https://linktr.ee/chillingtalesfordarknights SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE SCARY STORIES https://bit.ly/3Oc7vCl CHECK OUT "FallenQueen" — CTFDN CREATOR CRAIG GROSHEK'S HARD ROCK SIDE PROJECT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@FallenQueenMusic Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7pMklyct2NJ5QTokV9Ray8 ▬ BECOME A PATRON, AND GET OUR CONTENT 100% AD-FREE ▬ https://www.chillingtalesfordarknights.com/join-now/ ▬ HELP SUPPORT US ▬ Buy Our Horror Anthology Book on Amazon: https://amzn.to/3zzkiLP GoFundMe: https://bit.ly/48LJP1b PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/biz/profile/chillingtales ▬ SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORIES ▬ Email: submissions@chillingtalesfordarknights.com Website: https://www.creepypastastories.com/submissions/ ▬ OUR WEBSITES ▬ Chilling Tales for Dark Nights: https://www.chillingtalesfordarknights.com The Simply Scary Podcast Network: https://www.simplyscarypodcast.com Creepypasta Stories: https://www.creepypastastories.com ▬ RECOMMENDED PLAYLISTS ▬ Creepy Compilations (Story Collections and Anthologies): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpCh5fYI6EcG4Pm7P14Naer0rZL4ebS2B Horror a la Carte (Individual / Stand-alone Stories): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpCh5fYI6EcFPTAfuYfrXPAp06fWaUtFQ #horrorstories #horrorstory #scarystories #truescarystories #creepypasta #nosleep #creepypastas #creepypastastories #creepypastastory #horror #scary #scarystory #creepystories #creepystory #truestories #asmr #horroraudiobook #paranormal #radiotheater #horrorpodcast #podcast #audiobook #horrorstorypodcast #ctfdn #chillingtalesfordarknights #chillingtales