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JUNIOR ASPIRIN RADIO SESSION 20 THE BREXPODDevised, debated, campaigned and voted on by Andy Cooke, Dan Fox & Nathaniel MellorsHaving relocated our production facilities to a heavily fortified and luxury redoubt deep in the Scottish highlands, Junior Aspirin Records presents The Brexpod: a balanced, neutral and wholly unbiased reflection on the misery and hopelessness inflicted on the United Kingdom by the cowardly, venal, xenophobic, meretricious, mendacious, over-privileged turdworms who, on 23rd June 2016, paddled the country up Bullxit creek and left us in a Euromess without so much as a bratwurst or baguette to gnaw on. From the country that brought you sterling classics such as The Restoration, Luddism, Tony Blair, Margaret Thatcher, the invention of the machine gun, and the colonial subjugation of countries across the globe, the Brexpod is a three-hour epic told in broken English, and featuring Cotswold-stone-cold hits including 'Turd on the Run' by The Rolling Stones (feat. Boris Johnson) and 'Aftermath' by Tricky (feat. Nigel Farage vs. Jean-Claude Juncker). So when the clocks strike half-past France, and the stormy weather hits the pound, forget the summer beach holiday in Greece and thank The Village Green Preservation Society that you will have to learn to love Llandudno again. Kick back with the last remaining bottle of Chianti in England, finish off the tapas, complete your Irish passport application and let the Brexpod remind you and me, the perma-peasantry, that this is how it feels to be lonely.PODCAST HEREEurope Endless – Kraftwerk (feat. David Cameron)Edward Elgar – Nimrod (from ‘Enigma Variations’)Edward Elgar – The Pomp & Circumstance Marches, Op. 31 (March No.1)Anon – God Save the QueenWilliam Blake/Hubert Parry – JerusalemCoward – SwansFailure – SwansPanic – Coil Lay of the Land – The FallAftermath – Tricky (feat. Nigel Farage & Jean-Claude Juncker)Turd on the Run – The Rolling Stones (feat. Boris Johnson)That's When I Reach For My Revolver – Mission of Burma (feat. Michael Gove)European Son – The Velvet Underground (feat. Michael Gove)Euromess – J.J. BurnellMob Rule – Robert WyattThe Village Green Preservation Society – The KinksGetting Nowhere in a Hurry – Roy Budd Somebody Else's World – Sun Ra & His Solar Myth Arkestra (feat. Michael Gove)It Couldn't Happen Here – Pet Shop BoysStill Ill – The SmithsArthur – The Tiger LilliesYour English – The RebelNeighborhood Threat – Iggy PopNot One of Us – Peter Gabriel (feat. Donald Trump, Daniel Hannen & Boris Johnson)Running Scared – Roy OrbisonBroken English – Marianne FaithfulInglan is a Bitch – Linton Kwesi JohnsonIf You're Not White You're Black – Lord KitchenerNorwegian Wood – CornershopRacist Friend – The SpecialsLanguage & Mentality – African Head ChargeHard Times – Pablo GadUK – Burial (feat. Nigel Farage)Alone Again Or – LoveIsolation – Joy DivisionThis is How It Feels – Inspiral CarpetsRegret – New Order (feat. Mandy Suthi)Go Now – Bessie BanksYour Autumn of Tomorrow – The CrowThe Carnival is Over – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds0:54 – Global Communication Half-Past France – John CaleI’m In Love with a German Film Star – The PassionsEuropa & The Pirate Twins – Thomas DolbyCome On Back to Me – The FoundationsWhere Do We Go From Here? – DeathBig A Little A – CrassFrench Disko – StereolabStormy Weather – Elizabeth Welch (from Derek Jarman's ‘The Tempest’)We Shall Overcome – Charlie Haden (feat. PJ Harvey reading John Donne)Europe Endless (reprise) – Kraftwerk