Miscellaneous
The purge is upon us. Amid the government shutdown, nothing is actually shut down, and our guns are being forcibly removed. Norwegians have a huge moose, and an asteroid is going to kill our children's, children's, children's, children, Just pray that ebola doesn't get to you first. Weekend Update is now supported financially by Amazon affiliate links selling robotic repelling vests, get yours today! Also, bonus points for sticking around to the very end.