Jack Moran, The Pumpkin King, is Gonna Wreck This House

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Jack Kendrick Moran is ready to wreck this house.  He doesn’t miss school, but he does miss his Papa and Nona as well as Spirit Halloween; he worries that it might not open in the Fall.  A sad situation has presented as a possible business solution for Spirit Halloween that could benefit both parents and kids alike.  He is going to scare the whole world and take their candy with his scythe; he speaks human fish and has a sister that speaks wolf.  He likes Darth Maul better than Darth Vader and thinks Darth Maul would be scared to have Coronavirus.  If only Qui-Gon Jinn knew this before their confrontation.  I still think a scarecrow with a bazooka and sombrero would be awesome.