Comedy
Call 734 450 9394 for a good time Sign up to Content Kings Patreon https://www.patreon.com/contentkings Dave and Devan change direction and launch their new show: HIV Positive (Harry Is Very) which is all about caring, sharing and being a better person LET Low Energy Trolls must be eliminated one by one for the greater good starting with Collin Devan is not an LET Who Is Collin? Devan and Dave both insist that deep down they’re really sweet people and not nasty trolls at all Dave hopes that he won’t murder any of his girlfriends and bury them in a Michigan basement Devan will no longer face contort when COVID vaccines are mentioned How does Dave be positively factual and not negative when Devan is perhaps being a loose with the truth Pee Pee Poo Poo Devan continues to slowly learn how to do bits but he is getting there Dave tries positive reinforcement to encourage Devan to clean his room and not live in sloppy filth This is compelling show content Dave and Devan discuss whether a 3rd microphone would improve the show. But who? Dave positively encourages Devan to fill the dead air and talk at least 50% of the time The duo talk up their friends’ new show Boomer Bunker with Boomer Bob and John Jamingo and discuss various strategies for building up their mental fortitude and working on Bob’s word economy Dave advises that Devan could become more verbose to enhance his broadcasting skills Anthony Cumia update Is it even possible to reach herd immunity with the Delta variant of COVID? The experts don’t know yet which is fascinating Devan teaches us about the immune system including a Star Wars reference DNA stands for Devan Knows Ass All Chris Chan recycles his DNA Dave encourages Devan to positively bring something to the table Australia needs door to door jabbers Natalie Portman update Devan enjoys eating his microphone Devan is ecstatic that he once again has to wear a mask at his Taco job for a health and safety of all Michiganians Dave and Devan discuss the greatest man alive Joe Biden and how the mainstream media aren’t being positive enough about him Joe Joe Joe Biden Biden Biden Devan is contributing positively to global warming Dave discusses in depth the new US massive infrastructure bill and all the glorious benefits it will have to the entire world for generations to come Immunity against eviction is a wonderful thing and no harm can come from it Dave is confident that through the power of hugs and positive thinking the world will not plunge into a global recession Biden Biden Biden Win Win Win Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Joe Joe Joe Colour blindness is good not bad as an eskimo eating whale blubber What does alacrity mean? Humans can make a positive change to global warming if only they embrace Jesus The 3 Rs of education are an outdated paradigm and your best is good enough and you’ll graduate Devan loves this new format and expresses that he wants to do it forever and ever amen Choco Choco Choco Bunny Bunny Bunny Dave struggles a little with words but turns it around in the most positive way Thanks to all the patrons including Tommy Devan’s sermon fills us all with hope for the future of inclusivity Dave asks Devan if he would kindly fill the air Jerry Banfield is the patron saint of all things The Australian census is wonderful but could be made even more wonderful Everyone needs to be included Devan celebrates the end of the show with hugs all around Let’s all fight the far right Listen live on Twitch and Youtube each week https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONFJYBupFbC_J_TQNr74Lw https://www.twitch.tv/creepyoldmandave Submit topics for discussion on the Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bVspFRHrGP Dave’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/manbrain69