TV & Film
Like Jean-Claude Van Damme, Grover Cleveland, or that case of herpes you got in Sausalito, Gymkommentary has returned!The Tale of the TapeFilm: Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)Director: Mic RodgersRuntime: 82 minutesGenre: Needless Action Franchise ProlongerStars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Heidi Schanz, Xander BerkeleyRated: R for Excessive Male Grunting, Blatant HAL 9000 ripoffs, and A Totally Gratuitous Scene in a Strip ClubIMDb, Wikipedia, Michael Jai White's "Private Alcove"To get this UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentaryYes, JCVD is back. And he brought his spin kicks, that big knot on his forehead, and some new pals including pro wrestler Bill "Goldberg" Goldberg for Universal Soldier Colon The Return. Wait is the colon supposed to be silent? Eh, whatever.