TV & Film
Okay everyone! Look at the camera and say "How'd it get burned?!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?" The Tale of the TapeFilm: The Wicker Man (2006)Director: Neil LaButeRuntime: 102 minutesGenre: Regrettable RemakeStars: Nicholas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Leelee SobieskiRated: PG-13 for Intense Hairpieces, Suggestive Kicks to the Face, and Disturbing Images of Little Girls Being Run Over By Trucks On BoatsIMDb, Wikipedia, The Wicker Man on Rotten TomatoesTo get this WICKER MAN GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentaryOn this enthralling edition of Gymkommentary, Matt and Chris head off to Summersisle where the women paint their faces like villains from the original Star Trek, the men are mute sex slaves, and Nicholas Cage calls little girls liars and kicks Leelee Sobieski right in her talk hole. I know it sounds like the greatest place on earth, but don't go buying a timeshare just yet! For this island carries a terrible secret. What could it be? I don't want to spoil anything, but here's a hint: it rhymes with "schmooman hackrifice." Truly these are our favorite things, our favorite things.