Comedy
Greg's road rage is becoming such a problem that a mysterious text sends Matt into imagining a criminal trial where he is implicated through a history of satirical texts. Matt wants to remain in severe lockdown forever and boasts about getting called the n-word in a flattering way by his neighbors. The two shit-talk the Irish some more and Matt dreams of a paradise of male asexuality. Matt likens Greg to Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. He also likens Greg to a refugee woman on a raft. Greg finally admits he's not an empath. Is Matt America's lovable Mr. Bean? Who of the two dreams of being a serial killer that dresses up as an alligator?