Comedy
In their longest episode to-date, Matt is in an end times mood and discusses all the possible ways to leave society, including skydiving into a volcano. As he contemplates giving up on life, he wants every article of clothing to be an American flag and wants to be known as Mr. Patriot. Matt and Greg float the idea of living together in the country but Matt worries about it looking gay. Matt details the online threats that keep getting him banned from social media and the two rehash the classic Rocky speech to his son in an attempt to cheer Matt up. The two seek the help of a longtime close friend in New York City to help them become famous but Matt and Greg have two vastly different visions of the rich lifestyles they'd have. Matt and Greg lament not appreciating white privilege when they still had it. Learn about La Grinch, Matt's Memory Palace, and their plan to make a rap album under the name Pubic Rich. Matt wants to become Donald Trump's Flava Flav and has some life advice for yoga gurus. Greg speculates which of their friends would randomly murder them. Why are Matt's ankles itching? And why don't fat men get the same treatment as fat women when it comes body empowerment campaigns? You may not get the answer to either question, but you'll laugh a lot and maybe cry a little bit too in one of their best episodes yet.