Comedy
Hello everybody and welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcart, bar none! The only one you can't usurp! R CUBED! It's me, your humble narrator Rome. Welcome to the show about weirdness around my life. This week is a doozie. I have a story about a dog that can scale walls and walk up them! WHAT HO! What is this DEMON BEAST?! It's real. It's TRUE! IT's DAMN TRUE! Also, IT HAS BEGUN! Mortal Kombat that is. I wax and wane about the MK flicks and even the vidya games sort of. I give AOW another shout out, hopefully version 2.0 comes back. I shout out all my pod homies and I also talk about music. EXTREME MUSIC! Death Metal! The good shit! I also rant and rave about vaccinations and the Dunkin Donuts story. I THINK I told it. I can't even remember and i just recorded an hour ago. If I can't, I'll just tell it next week or so! But coffee and walks and yoga oh my! OH and new desk. Lots of food at work, and good times. It's mid Spring in the bunker, but here I am toiling at editing and uploading this podcart for you loyal listeners! There's rants about my younger sister and the vax, the last episode of the Falcon and the Winter Soldier, some rasslin, some extreme metal music, and a fucking FLY! A Fly has the balls to crash my podcast! New desk, who dis? Also enjoying some dark roast cawffee and earlier some Taco Cabana breakfast taquitos. Yes I'm fat. Yes I eat food! Some people were moody this week. At dunkin and then some loud mouth hipster at the Alamo Drafthouse! Good screen, good seats, good popcorn! I'm trying to get this out to youse guys as soon as possible so I can build my new desk! And enjoy some flicks! I will return with more stories and surprises! Love y'all. Want a sticker? Shout out the show on twittah, or anywhere, or send me a voice message. NOOCH! Take care and wash your hands and wear a mask. Al rato vato, LATERZ! SORRY NOT SORRY, RUBY MAY. Good luck with A SLUT WITH MORALS pod! PEACE AND LUFF! ORALE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/roaming-reignz/message