The following is from “The Lost Blog of Ill Eagl-Einfall” and will only make sense after listening to Episode 43,034: The American Falls: “How dare we call them ‘servers’? It is demeaning to waitstaff, world-round, as it is to the very essence of the immense computer towers that we demoralize. “Who are we to deem […]

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Episode 43,034: The American Falls

In the future, incredibly fast, gigantic cargo ships ferry supplies from one cruise liner to another. These comically slow cruises are on a generations-spanning journey to find ‘habitable terrain’. Anyone with a passion for something new or exciting was put on a waiting list to join ‘The New Day Solar Cruise Lines’ [brought to you by the lovely folks at SIGN Inc.] Each and every passenger is filled with a lifetime of fun, ‘Soy Joy’ and the dream that their children’s children’s children’s children may live on a new, cleaner planet… Anyone who believed that this was a crazy idea had a choice to either stay on Earth… …or “Ferry Cargo”… This is some of what the Ferrymen listen to…to pass the time.

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