Comedy
Kyle Bergstresser is in this one. he's funny. i did something sweet with the music and the intro is short and useless but the conversation is revealing, honest and interesting. I'm going into surgery tomorrow. it will be good. i will be back. although ill be off work for a month this is kinda a blessing in disguise. I'm lucky to have only gotten testicle cancer and not literally any other type of cancer, 99.9% success rate, heres to hoping. i will get a prosthesis. it will vibrate. i made several jokes to the doctors and nurses of toronto. nobody laughed.... lol they all fucking laughed I'm hilarious and have cancer. if they didn't laugh they'd be nazis. anyways everyones support will be noted and i love all the attention. so don't stop giving to me once I'm cured. i believe i was cursed by a wicked gypsy woman years ago, I've been outrunning her voodoo spell for quite some time. old marry todd is calling so it must be time for bed, as your lawyer i suggest you listen to this podcast, your trusted beloved contrarian ezra eshetu.