Technology
Google announces Android 9: Pie (https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/8/17659526/android-9-pie-best-small-useful-features) Fallout 76 will not be on Steam. Annnnnnd queue the bullshit outrage (https://www.extremetech.com/gaming/274976-fallout-76-wont-debut-on-steam) In a surprise to no one with critical thinking skills, the FCC lied to Congress about the DDOS attack (https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/08/fcc-lied-to-congress-about-made-up-ddos-attack-investigation-found/) Soul Soup (http://souperrollup.ucoz.org/) Captain Picard has returned! (https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/1025840545216823296)