Episode 11 - Swedish Nose Wrestling

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Casting a large oval-shaped shadow over all of sports. This time the Sportsblimp is in St. Paul Minnesota for the finals of men’s Swedish Nose Wrestling. Today Sportssblimp coverage is brought to you by Palm Bomb the all natural organic solution to common constipation. Made in Jamaica from coconuts and crushed palm fronds, it’s the island groove that will make you move. Palm Bomb; “It’ll blow right through you.” For most of us, throwing someone to the ground with your nose might seem impossible. But when these pros go nose-to-nose in a nose lock it’s something to see. No hands! Your first instinct when someone gets in your face like that is to slap them. But if you merely raise your hands above your waist in this sport, it’s an automatic disqualification. Join us for exciting play-by-play action. There's no sport that is more unforgiving and yet intimate at the same time.