Episode 087: School's Out for Summer

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Chicken Fried Radio

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NURSE: Doctor! Doctor! The patient! It's... it's... MOVING! DOCTOR: Nurse, don't waste my time. The patient's been unresponsive for months. Some of us think it's not even alive any more. NURSE: No, really! I think it's waking up! DOCTOR: Don't be ridicul- CFR: Arrrghgggllle... bleeeeaaaaaarrrrrghhh... gaaaaaaaaaah! DOCTOR: Sweet mother of god! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE! NURSE: Oh, look! Is it trying to... stand up? Oh, I'm going to help it. DOCTOR: Nurse, don't! Stand back! Don't get too- NURSE: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! IT HAS MY ARM! IT HAS MY- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! CFR: Nom nom nom. DOCTOR: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Somebody help! SOMEBODY HELP! ITS... IT'S EATING HER FACE! CFR: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Chicken Fried Radio! This episode is as long as it is and there may or may not be a song at the end. Welcome back. Now suck it.