Miscellaneous
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Premier League. Fans are back, refs swallowed their pride and their whistles, and the players put on a show. Not a single draw, goals galore, and plenty to talk about. We'll let you know what is a Red Alert and something you need to pay attention to, or a Red Herring and something that was simply just a fart in the wind. After last week, the district is a must-listen seggy. Enjoy.