Comedy
Welcome to another episode of the Modern Moron… I sit and listen to the opinions coming out of our mouths and I just think where the hell do either of us think we are coming off with these grand opinions about shit neither of us has a fucking clue about. I’ve never been to Europe, I know nothing… noth-thing about any culture even in this country and yet I truly think my analysis is infallible. For realzies. The humility gene… literally fell off our DNA strand. We start our conversation in grand style as the Senator inquires about the location of the Oscars a few months ago at Los Angeles’ Union Station. From this, the Senator works his way to Dr. Anthony Fauci and implies the senior medical advisor to numerous presidents graduated last in his class in medical school. So, I take the bait as I usually do, as if the Senator has any room to talk about academic achievements. This is from a site called biography.com… Dr. Fauci graduated from College of the Holy Cross in Worcester, Massachusetts as a pre-med. After graduating first in his class from New York City's Cornell Medical College in 1966, he completed his internship and residency at New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center. So basically, the exact opposite of what my idiot first partner claimed. Complete opposite… solidifying his seat at the head of the Moron’s table. At least you’re number one at something Senator. Good for you. Again… he set me up and its my fault for taking the bait. Of all people to criticize how another person speaks. (senator) Need I say more? Finally we hit upon a topic that is more our speed, which is an app?... called memmo. Memmo with two m’s. You can go there and have celebrities, send a video or audio message to a friend or family member. And this site’s idea of a celebrity is VERY broad. I don’t know most of them which is partially due to my age and not being in touch with society, but a good portion is due to what constitutes a celebrity these days, which is not much. So I hope you find something in this episode that is informative, educational (probably not) or entertaining. Thanks for listening... CLOSE - While we're on the subject of sports, Running back Ricky Williams who was mentioned earlier went to the University of Texas and then played three years for the New Orleans Saints, eight years for the Miami Dolphins, and his final season in 2011 for the Baltimore Ravens. He also played one year in the Canadian football league and four years in the Philadelphia Phillies minor league system. So, there’s more information about Ricky Williams than you probably wanted. Chocolate Rain is a song recorded, put on YouTube and went viral back in 2007. This kid was a professor’s assistant at a university in Minnesota and he “blew up” as they say. The dang video currently has over 130 million views… how about that? And the theme song from the movie Brian’s Song that you heard a snippet of was composed by Henry Mancini. You can always come here for you daily dose of trivia. Covered a lot of ground on this episode… I wouldn’t necessarily say fertile ground but it was covered none the less. Hope you have a great week and we’ll see you next time on the Modern Moron. Thanks for listening.