Comedy
The season is here,And with it in jest,Comes something quite queer,And a bit under duress. Salt Cravings is back!And they crave with a fire,That'll warm Santa's sack,And spark up a choir! Why there's gatherings of friends,And a visit back home,Gay films with joyful ends,And a gift wrapping tome. Be safe this holiday,And this whole season too,Be merry and gay,And whatever you do,Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube